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edgar valden is literally me. i'm delusional lol i'm self-aware and i don't care! i don't care about people who kin me interacting because i disassociate frequently enough that i don't care anymore /srs but I think its mildly funny that People Kin Me! but whatever i don't care if you do im hot and im hilarious and you should follow me anyway
i don't know what to put in my carrd other than i'm hot and sexy and everyone should follow me because im actually amazing. luca kinnies please dm me i just want to talk. i'm lonely and also desperate.
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luca balsa more like loser balsa. i want to make out.
luca balsa i love you. you're the love of my life. literally free serotonin. i'm sorry i keep forgetting to work on the luca balsa thesis. i get distracted and don't feel like writing a lot. we can write mini thoughts here, however.
this page is constantly in a wip state. it's more of a collection of notes than a coherent analysis. very simply a place for me to organize my thoughts. if this were an english class, this'd be referred to as a "graphic organizer."
songs in the luca playlist
rat - penelope scott
dinner is not over - jack stauber
the mind electric - miracle music
teenage dirtbag - wheatus
brutus - the buttress
my ordinary life - the living tombstone
bubble pop electric - gwen stefani. no im not taking criticism.
little dark age - mgmt
since i saw vienna - wilbur
privately owned spiral galaxy - crywank
nobody - mitski
brave as a noun - ajj
there's no love in february - the orion experience
murders - miracle music
the comfort of a laugh track - roar
all the angels - my chemical romance
kismet - xix
belvedere - scott james
thy mission - the garden
mama - my chemical romance
hidden in the sand - tally hall
saint bernard - lincoln
4 morant - doja cat
house of wolves - my chemical romance
incoherent list of fun facts
> his birthday is july 10!! i love him happy birthday luca
> either he's ambidextrous or netass doesn't fucking check their animations before they release them.
> the major part of his backstory (the incident) was loosely based around tesla and edisons falling out.
>> adding to that, luca was based on tesla and his mentor was based on edison. alva is edisons middle name.
> luca is one of the characters that received two letters from the baron, one getting him out of execution and the other inviting him to the manor.
>> (personal interpretation) getting luca out of execution was just to add more despair to luca's life so he'd be more desperate to go to the manor. being free from his fate of death gave him hope that he could invent again, just to realize he can't remember how to continue doing the one thing he's truly passionate about.
> his official character bio states that nobody knows where luca came from when he started working under alva. luca formerly had status as a noble until his father gambled away everything, so he would've been well known still. the implication is that when he ran away, he left the country as well.
> luca is italian for light and he was named as such in reference to his inventions involving electricity.
> 175cm tall, or 5'9"
> despite his main focus being on electricity and light, he has a big interest in chemistry and astrophysics as well.
> as much as he hates his father, he'd never want to stop finishing his work as he feels it's all he has left of the better times.
> he's italian, spanish, and dominican. why? he told me himself.
>> spanish as in descendant of spain. i'm not stupid.
> adhd ass bitch.
> he's incredibly irresponsible.
>> he's had too many near-death experiences to count and? he very simply doesn't care.
>> he really just wants to live life to the fullest. and if that means almost getting run over several times then so be it.
> not necessarily non-binary but he uses he/they pronouns when he gets bored and wants to switch it up.
> he's very physically affectionate romance-wise. he's physically affectionate with people he's close to in general, but its different in a relationship.
>> adding, he really likes giving neck kisses. just giving. he likes necks in general but he isn't a biter.